when u and ur friends make plans
The girl you just called hot? That me
when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear
me: reblog my selfie guys!!!!
BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD
I cannot believe that my school has no hot boys wtf how do you expect me to go there everyday. I have no motivation at all.
the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”