Mr Krabs knows what’s up.


Mr Krabs knows what’s up.

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what i look for in a person to date:

  • hardcore mosher
  • can do VARIOUS magic tricks
  • is a dragon
  • knows all the dance moves to the song “Crank That” by Soulja Boy
  • takes proper safety precautions when doing something dangerous
  • takes care of snails
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“Are you talking to any guys?”

Well there’s this one that won’t stop calling me

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what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

im in pain 

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fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

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Why did I tell you that.

 - six word story (via c-yclone)
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a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”



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God bless white people. Home girl just starts fucking chomping here teeth.
Like what?

wtf kinda irl chain chomp


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Quick and simple lifehacks.

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Dating shows in the 80s:


Dating shows now:

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