• 2011: haha!!! i'm so addicted to tumblr!!! I'M NEVER GOING TO LEAVE!
  • 2014: i want to leave but i cant.... why did i take that vow to never leave..... how do i get out of this eternal hell...
POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 03:41 WITH 1,602 notes
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selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 02:46 WITH 268,520 notes
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cheesoisuncool:

new traffic light color ideas

  • purple: turn around and go back
  • mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
  • cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
  • black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings
POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 01:51 WITH 147,667 notes
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trendygoat:

lets play “did that childhood memory actually happen or did i just dream it”

POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 00:56 WITH 65,827 notes
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tacoarmy:

when u accidentally close all the tabs

image

POSTED April 19, 2014 @ 23:04 WITH 187,743 notes
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antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

POSTED April 19, 2014 @ 22:09 WITH 82,461 notes
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penisvvrinkle:

when u in bed and u see a face above u image

POSTED April 19, 2014 @ 21:14 WITH 536 notes
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fallincastiel:

i am bored of tumblr but at the same time i am addicted to tumblr 

POSTED April 19, 2014 @ 20:18 WITH 241,092 notes
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condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

POSTED April 19, 2014 @ 18:27 WITH 303,908 notes
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woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable 

talking, breathing, archery (lv26)

POSTED April 19, 2014 @ 17:32 WITH 75,785 notes
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reichenbatchhero:

there’s probably a gay couple out there somewhere named adam and steve.

POSTED April 19, 2014 @ 16:37 WITH 20,965 notes
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casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING

Why couldn’t the man find his map

why

Because he lost his map

POSTED April 19, 2014 @ 15:41 WITH 129,890 notes
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illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

POSTED April 19, 2014 @ 14:46 WITH 100,530 notes
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  • My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
POSTED April 19, 2014 @ 13:51 WITH 95,618 notes
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