hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 11:05 WITH 106,094 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: kevrudd (SOURCE: hungarian)
POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 10:09 WITH 321,280 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: likeigiveabother (SOURCE: obsessedwiththeroyals)

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 09:14 WITH 160,661 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: articrnonkey (SOURCE: johnhamishmorstan)

hudmelberrysonnyc:

corkiri:

ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully

play this video but mute it

and then

open this one up but DO NOT have it muted

then play both videos and watch and feel emotions you’ve never felt before

POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 08:18 WITH 106,610 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: likeigiveabother

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 07:23 WITH 175,960 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: chipolatas

liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

image

POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 06:28 WITH 85,117 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: kevrudd (SOURCE: liquatic)

castlestark:

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 05:33 WITH 174,032 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: penisvvrinkle (SOURCE: castlestark)

jaclcfrost:

when someone is in a bad mood it is probably not a good idea to say things like “well someone’s in a bad mood”

POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 04:37 WITH 6,088 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: penisvvrinkle (SOURCE: jaclcfrost)
  • 2011: haha!!! i'm so addicted to tumblr!!! I'M NEVER GOING TO LEAVE!
  • 2014: i want to leave but i cant.... why did i take that vow to never leave..... how do i get out of this eternal hell...
POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 03:41 WITH 1,655 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: penisvvrinkle (SOURCE: egberts)

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 02:46 WITH 279,243 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: hotguysandpizza (SOURCE: sidegrl)

cheesoisuncool:

new traffic light color ideas

  • purple: turn around and go back
  • mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
  • cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
  • black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings
POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 01:51 WITH 148,864 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: parkourgasm (SOURCE: cheesoisuncool)

trendygoat:

lets play “did that childhood memory actually happen or did i just dream it”

POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 00:56 WITH 67,334 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: marie1018 (SOURCE: trendygoat)

tacoarmy:

when u accidentally close all the tabs

image

POSTED April 19, 2014 @ 23:04 WITH 188,029 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: marie1018 (SOURCE: tacoarmy)

antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

POSTED April 19, 2014 @ 22:09 WITH 94,642 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: penisvvrinkle (SOURCE: antiocial)

penisvvrinkle:

when u in bed and u see a face above u image

POSTED April 19, 2014 @ 21:14 WITH 600 notes
REBLOGGED FROM: penisvvrinkle