• WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
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nocaptainmatt:

On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.

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ourpoeticlives:

bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."

he’s so worried

ourpoeticlives:

bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."

he’s so worried

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striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

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bananana-shake:

Mr Krabs knows what’s up.

bananana-shake:

Mr Krabs knows what’s up.

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earthdad:

what i look for in a person to date:

  • hardcore mosher
  • can do VARIOUS magic tricks
  • is a dragon
  • knows all the dance moves to the song “Crank That” by Soulja Boy
  • takes proper safety precautions when doing something dangerous
  • takes care of snails
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kingsleyyy:

“Are you talking to any guys?”

Well there’s this one that won’t stop calling me
image

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ratchet-trolls:

t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

im in pain 

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rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

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Why did I tell you that.

 - six word story (via c-yclone)
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