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digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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therealhamster:

just remembered that I set up my dick as one of my finger prints on my phone while drunk one night. i can unlock my phone with my dick head. 2014 is amazing

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lion:

sidechick: did u see the pic?

me: what pic?

sidechick: the one of us I put on insta

me: image

POSTED August 21, 2014 @ 13:51 WITH 113,181 notes
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werey0uh0nestwithy0urself:

aminaabramovic:

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

POSTED August 21, 2014 @ 12:00 WITH 408,863 notes
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necromancer:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

"boss look at these skeletons in love I have beautifully rendered"
"yeah cool but they look gay tho"
"o I suppose they do lol"
"better put some skelton tity on one"

necromancer:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

"boss look at these skeletons in love I have beautifully rendered"

"yeah cool but they look gay tho"

"o I suppose they do lol"

"better put some skelton tity on one"

POSTED August 21, 2014 @ 11:05 WITH 238,759 notes
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lanadelreycist:

when your mom asks why you didnt do any of the chores on the list she gave you

image

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arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

image

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Ice Bucket Challenge Fail Compilation

POSTED August 21, 2014 @ 08:23 WITH 119,249 notes
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lasagnababy:

when someone is your best friend on snapchat and you’re not even in their top three

image

POSTED August 21, 2014 @ 08:19 WITH 3,044 notes
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bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

POSTED August 21, 2014 @ 08:13 WITH 282,881 notes
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i know but idk

 - me when i know but idk (via bageutte)
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