see look how dull this shit is like wow
aight here we go
nono still not sharp enough
nO IT MUST BE SHARPER
YES YES GOOD
omg my mom left 7 seconds ago i have the house to myself for about 6 hours omg this is finally happening after years of waiting
you know what i did in the time i was home alone? nothing. i went to the living room to talk to my pets and i got my hand stuck in a can of pringles
me during a test
sometimes i reblog a textpost with like ten notes and im like “hell yeah i support independent textposts” happy motherfucking small business saturday
me at my highschool reunion
me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day
Ellen’s favorite tweets of the week.
*opens photobooth to take selfie*
"maybe some other time"