if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

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I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 09:14 WITH 160,661 notes
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ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully

play this video but mute it

and then

open this one up but DO NOT have it muted

then play both videos and watch and feel emotions you’ve never felt before

POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 08:18 WITH 106,610 notes
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what has four letters and is very hard




POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 07:23 WITH 175,960 notes
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Me to the person cutting my hair


POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 06:28 WITH 85,117 notes
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I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 05:33 WITH 174,032 notes
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when someone is in a bad mood it is probably not a good idea to say things like “well someone’s in a bad mood”

POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 04:37 WITH 6,088 notes
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  • 2011: haha!!! i'm so addicted to tumblr!!! I'M NEVER GOING TO LEAVE!
  • 2014: i want to leave but i cant.... why did i take that vow to never leave..... how do i get out of this eternal hell...
POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 03:41 WITH 1,655 notes
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i feel u

or like i want to

POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 02:46 WITH 279,243 notes
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new traffic light color ideas

  • purple: turn around and go back
  • mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
  • cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
  • black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings
POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 01:51 WITH 148,864 notes
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lets play “did that childhood memory actually happen or did i just dream it”

POSTED April 20, 2014 @ 00:56 WITH 67,334 notes
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when u accidentally close all the tabs


POSTED April 19, 2014 @ 23:04 WITH 188,029 notes
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you should be expecting that.

POSTED April 19, 2014 @ 22:09 WITH 94,642 notes
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when u in bed and u see a face above u image

POSTED April 19, 2014 @ 21:14 WITH 600 notes
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