"season four is jessica lange’s last season"
me: *petting a cat* nice
cat: *bathes self where i touched it*
how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like
do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake
or do you swing it around to air dry
I need to know
why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up
and that’s why you don’t go around fixing people
and that’s why you don’t give up pieces of yourself to make someone else whole
We do this more than we think. Sometimes we reject those who have helped us the most. Other times, we help those who allow their egos to hide their humilities.
someONE FUCKING MAKE THAT TEDDY BEAR HAPPY BEFORE I CHOKE BECAUSE I HAVE TEARS BRIMMING MY EYES HELP ME
it may take time but there is someone waiting to hold your handMy tears
I FELT SO BAD FOR THE LITTLE GREY BEAR I WAS GOING TO CRY
do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely
do i like you or do i like that you like medo I like you or do I like the idea of you
do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one
fav nicki moment.
taking a selfie thinking it looks good and then seeing it flipped
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you