On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.
"You’re gonna do great today."
he’s so worried
every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend
Mr Krabs knows what’s up.
what i look for in a person to date:
- hardcore mosher
- can do VARIOUS magic tricks
- is a dragon
- knows all the dance moves to the song “Crank That” by Soulja Boy
- takes proper safety precautions when doing something dangerous
- takes care of snails
“Are you talking to any guys?”
Well there’s this one that won’t stop calling me
what do random people drink from
a stRAWR xD
im in pain
fuck attractive people
that’s the plan